- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

The Oakland Raiders

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

women's rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

I like touching my boobs

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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