- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

anti jokes are really funny

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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