Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

mitchell palmer sucks

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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