Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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ejaculation JLR

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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