- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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