- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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