Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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