why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Oh s***

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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