- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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