A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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