- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

I'm rick james bitch

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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