“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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diarrhea.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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im gay

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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haha

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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