What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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