- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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