How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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