- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

have safe sex

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

9/11 my birthday

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

whats brown and booky a book.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Fox News

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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