- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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