Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Guest what? Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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