- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

world peace

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

The cream, it is coming

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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