- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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