- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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