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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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