- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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