- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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