- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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