A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

all the kids had fun

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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