Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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