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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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