- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Knock knock

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

you suck

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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