- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Your mother just died.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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