- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

c-? men, C-men

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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