What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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