Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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