A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

my mind's eye?

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Long joke Your such a downey

Maths.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

John lazzaro likes dick

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

whats gay and american? a gay american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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