- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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