- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

run farther?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

aodhan hearty

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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