Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Massie is a fatass

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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The EPA.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

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