- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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