ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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An Aisian failed a test

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