Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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