Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Pickles

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you suck

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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