- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

why girl die cancer

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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