- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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