Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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deez nuts

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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