- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rick james bitch

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

mitchell palmer sucks

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