What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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