- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

knock knock!? . . No.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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