What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Badabing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do I hate? people

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Hellen keller

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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