- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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