why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Women's rights

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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