roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Neil is a reterd.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

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