- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I have read the terms and conditions

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

knock knock There's no door

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A woman is carried out of a bar.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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