Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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