- Anti Joke

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I had 99 problems Solved them all