- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

You know whats funny Aids

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Urban ghettos

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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