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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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