- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Good job, son.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

this last joke was a correction to the other one

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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