- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

world peace

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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