- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Donald Trump.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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