- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

bangers and mash?

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