Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

My Butthole.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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