- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

You just read this ..

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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