- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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