How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

thumb_up thumb_down +13

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

thumb_up thumb_down +13

You and your parents are going to die today

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops