What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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