What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

ejaculation JLR

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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