How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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