What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Nick Cannon

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Your face

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What is your bill about? Clinton

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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