Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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