- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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