Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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