- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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