- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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