- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

run farther?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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