How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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aodhan hearty

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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