- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

wanna here a joke? you.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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