- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

mikey is cute

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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