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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

why girl die cancer

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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