- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Lindsay Lohan

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