Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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