- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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