Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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