- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

John lazzaro likes dick

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

my mind's eye?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Long joke Your such a downey

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Maths.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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