- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

haha

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

are you gay does your mom know

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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