- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Your face

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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