- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Asians.

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