- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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