Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

women's rights

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's red and funny? The holocaust

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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