- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

i lost the game

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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