- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Knock knock knock OCD

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

matt is fat

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Oh, go away

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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