Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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