- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

knock knock There's no door

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

I have read the terms and conditions

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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