What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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