- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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