- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A paralysed man falls over.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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