How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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