A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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