Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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go F*** yourself

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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