- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Black People

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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