- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

The cream, it is coming

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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